OK - So Missouri ranks up there for me as one of the lamest places possible in this great country of ours. They may have just upped themselves a few places on that list by pushing this bill in front of the Senate.. they seriously want to make the High-Five the official state greeting.. yah, well over here on the East Coast, we have unofficial state greetings that involve a few rude gestures and language that could get me kicked off the air if I told ya what they were!

LAME

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